Physics GRE Rap Forum From Gizoogle

[Tom Joad]

If anyone wants a cheap laugh, apparently some programmer has made gizoogle, which translates webpages into the 'izzle' language.


Some highlights:

From this site:

If yo ass wanna know some shiznit bout tha GRE subjec' test up in physics then chizzlez is yo ass will find it up in here.

From the ETS's description of the physics gre

Most test thangs can be answered on tha basiz of a mastery of tha straight-up original gangsta three muthafuckin yearz of undergraduate physics.

[blighter]

This is awesome! Can't stop laughing.

[blighter]

Test Prep from ETS

No Mothafucka knows our testz mo' betta than our crazy-ass asses do. Our thugged-out asses offer free practice testz n' tips ta help yo ass prepare fo' yo' GRE Subjec' Test.

[Tom Joad]

LOL, now I'm just picturing my proctors of the GRE reading the official prompt before the test in this language.




ETS, announcing the new ScoreSelect Option!

Guess what, muthafucka! Send institutions tha scores dat reflec' yo' underground best.

[TakeruK]

This is really fun when you "translate" your department's regulations for PhD page, e.g.

Doctoral Degree Requirements
For a STD degree tha student must (1) pass tha qualifyin oral examination, (2) satisfy course requirementz of tha division n' of a option, n' (3) complete a thesis n' successfully defend it up in a final oral examination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Admission ta candidacy occurs afta tha student has satisfied tha straight-up original gangsta two requirementz n' has been accepted fo' thesis research by a division faculty member, whoz ass then becomes tha student’s thesis adviser.