scientific proof that God and Jesus exist. Continued.

[tickets]

please ignore this thread.

Start it. Restrain him long enough to see what he's doing. You will see it.

you:
tell the truth. now.

I can prove everything.

Where is the real danger.

[tickets]

Predetermined:
Proven and I can verify it. Yamauchi did nothing only plan getting what he has now. Just get him. Start it. Peanuts.

I can explain everything. Do something now.

You:
You wouldnt ask a question would you?

get up.

[grae313]

Just get him. Start it. Peanuts.

Hi, Tickets! It's been a while, how ya been?

[quizivex]

Wow! After nearly a year of missionary work, the leading disciple from the kingdom of garden, tickets, has returned to the forum with additional encrypted insight...

Just get him. Start it. Peanuts.
...
please ignore this thread.
...
Do something now.
...
tell the truth. now.

Notice how the meaning of these divine instructions depends heavily on what order you read them... For instance, if we first ignore the thread, or "do something (else) now", we may never get to the truth behind the rest of it.

Or maybe that's what's intended, to see if we can follow directions, else we'll find out the hard way "Where is the real danger."

[twistor]

huh?:

Are you writing in
The format of the haiku?
Well, fucked if I know.

[slugger]

god i wish i could have been here for garden.

P.S. i think some of these are mars volta lyrics.

[SirDeimos]

I hope that you've wasted enough time reading this incomprehensible dribble to get to this sentence. The fact that you're reading this article will speak mountains over any information this thread contains. Consider asking why you care so much whether or not other people share your BELIEFS.

[kroner]

I <3 Markov

..or at least I hope that is what is going on here. Otherwise I would be worried.