Where to go?

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Where should I go?

The supermarket
The liquor store
The strip club
Equatorial Guinea
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Where to go?

Post by twistor » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:05 pm

In light of the recent storm of "Plz tell me what school to go to!" posts I've decided to start my own. Please help me decide where to go.

It is a truly tough decision. If I go to Equatorial Guinea I won't be able to buy fresh foods from the supermarket. If I go to the liquor store I won't have enough money for the strip club. If I spend all my money on booze and ho's I won't have enough to get to Equatorial Guinea. What should I do!

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Re: Where to go?

Post by excel » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:04 pm

How about you take a trip to Bermuda Triangle? :)

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Re: Where to go?

Post by quizivex » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:05 am

Go to UW Madison... oh wait, wrong thread...

To resolve your paradox, you should go to any urban state school with low academic standards located in the southwest... You'll have unlimited liquor, countless sexual opportunities, probably some open markets and at least you'll be closer to Guinea than you are now...

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Re: Where to go?

Post by doom » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:44 am

Equatorial Guinea is in Africa, so unless twistor lives in Alaska, he'd probably be farther from there. Unless I missed something and it's common knowledge that he's from the Northwest or something.

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Re: Where to go?

Post by vicente » Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:26 pm

Go to UNLV and you will have it all including the corrupt billionaire politicians from Equatorial Guinea.

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